Chapter One: Page Thirty-Four
once about five years ago i was about to go to sleep when this huge-ass spider scuttled out from behind my pillow and i freaked out as ya do but i couldn’t find where it had gone so i was like “ok fine one random spider isn’t the end of the world” but as soon as i put my head back down another huge-ass spider scuttled out from behind my pillow and i haven’t slept since